humour column

Getting stuck trying to write a song about Gladstone

premium_icon Getting stuck trying to write a song about Gladstone

I didn't realise writing a song about Gladstone could be so tricky.

Dealing with the Dixon Drive dive-bomber

premium_icon Dealing with the Dixon Drive dive-bomber

Surely this has to be some sort of record?

Humour Column: the New Year is in as mangos head out

premium_icon Humour Column: the New Year is in as mangos head out

Not a moment too soon; I'm just about mangoe'd out.

Humour Column: Play the odds to stay safe at beach

premium_icon Humour Column: Play the odds to stay safe at beach

We reduced the odds of being mauled by a large finned mincer.

Humour Column: Health not wealth for next year, again.

premium_icon Humour Column: Health not wealth for next year, again.

I'm fairly confident I'll be ringing in 2019.

Humour Column: Time to light me up again this Christmas

premium_icon Humour Column: Time to light me up again this Christmas

This weekend we'll be dashing round town like a flustered reindeer.

Humour Column: Wetting myself in public felt so good

premium_icon Humour Column: Wetting myself in public felt so good

I wasn't the only person in our region jumping about in the rain

Humour Column: Fires have stoked our community pride

premium_icon Humour Column: Fires have stoked our community pride

People have been more than eager to pitch in, help out and step up.

Humour column: Cricket legends meet backyard cricket champ

premium_icon Humour column: Cricket legends meet backyard cricket champ

Most modern backyards yards are too small to play cricket in.

Humour Column: good luck school leavers

premium_icon Humour Column: good luck school leavers

I'm not going to sugar coat it, real life is nothing like school.

Humour Column: It's time to fix the old Post Office clock

premium_icon Humour Column: It's time to fix the old Post Office clock

Perhaps someone lost the key needed to wind up the huge springs?

Humour Column: Spookier working in refinery than cemetery

premium_icon Humour Column: Spookier working in refinery than cemetery

My imagination went wild with visions of the undead surrounding me.

Humour Column: 'Tis the season of mango madness!

premium_icon Humour Column: 'Tis the season of mango madness!

If you've never been beaned by a rotten mango you haven't lived.

Humour Column: A watery end to factory horseplay

Humour Column: A watery end to factory horseplay

The poor saps didn't know what hit them.

Humour Column: Before virtual reality, we'd go to the pub

Humour Column: Before virtual reality, we'd go to the pub

I became a reporter in order to hang out in pubs.

OPINION: Why I peddled into traffic to save a duck

premium_icon OPINION: Why I peddled into traffic to save a duck

I don't make a habit of pedalling into speeding traffic.

If you've got a cheap head buy a cheap helmet

premium_icon If you've got a cheap head buy a cheap helmet

I've been thinking of upgrading my old brain protector.

It's a mug's life

It's a mug's life

Cup runneth over with sentiments

Walking the dog can be thirsty work

premium_icon Walking the dog can be thirsty work

WHEN trees aren't the only places you stop.

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