humour column

Getting stuck trying to write a song about Gladstone

Premium Content Getting stuck trying to write a song about Gladstone

I didn't realise writing a song about Gladstone could be so tricky.

Dealing with the Dixon Drive dive-bomber

Premium Content Dealing with the Dixon Drive dive-bomber

Surely this has to be some sort of record?

Humour Column: the New Year is in as mangos head out

Premium Content Humour Column: the New Year is in as mangos head out

Not a moment too soon; I'm just about mangoe'd out.

Humour Column: Play the odds to stay safe at beach

Premium Content Humour Column: Play the odds to stay safe at beach

We reduced the odds of being mauled by a large finned mincer.

Humour Column: Health not wealth for next year, again.

Premium Content Humour Column: Health not wealth for next year, again.

I'm fairly confident I'll be ringing in 2019.

Humour Column: Time to light me up again this Christmas

Premium Content Humour Column: Time to light me up again this Christmas

This weekend we'll be dashing round town like a flustered reindeer.

Humour Column: Wetting myself in public felt so good

Premium Content Humour Column: Wetting myself in public felt so good

I wasn't the only person in our region jumping about in the rain

Humour Column: Fires have stoked our community pride

Premium Content Humour Column: Fires have stoked our community pride

People have been more than eager to pitch in, help out and step up.

Humour column: Cricket legends meet backyard cricket champ

Premium Content Humour column: Cricket legends meet backyard cricket champ

Most modern backyards yards are too small to play cricket in.

Humour Column: good luck school leavers

Premium Content Humour Column: good luck school leavers

I'm not going to sugar coat it, real life is nothing like school.

Humour Column: It's time to fix the old Post Office clock

Premium Content Humour Column: It's time to fix the old Post Office clock

Perhaps someone lost the key needed to wind up the huge springs?

Humour Column: Spookier working in refinery than cemetery

Premium Content Humour Column: Spookier working in refinery than cemetery

My imagination went wild with visions of the undead surrounding me.

Humour Column: 'Tis the season of mango madness!

Premium Content Humour Column: 'Tis the season of mango madness!

If you've never been beaned by a rotten mango you haven't lived.

Humour Column: A watery end to factory horseplay

Humour Column: A watery end to factory horseplay

The poor saps didn't know what hit them.

Humour Column: Before virtual reality, we'd go to the pub

Humour Column: Before virtual reality, we'd go to the pub

I became a reporter in order to hang out in pubs.

OPINION: Why I peddled into traffic to save a duck

Premium Content OPINION: Why I peddled into traffic to save a duck

I don't make a habit of pedalling into speeding traffic.

If you've got a cheap head buy a cheap helmet

Premium Content If you've got a cheap head buy a cheap helmet

I've been thinking of upgrading my old brain protector.

It's a mug's life

It's a mug's life

Cup runneth over with sentiments

Walking the dog can be thirsty work

Premium Content Walking the dog can be thirsty work

WHEN trees aren't the only places you stop.

Next